Spring has sprung...

... and with it brings the legions of inappropriate short wearers. You know what I'm talking about. Yes, it's been a horrible winter. Yes, we've all been cooped up and covered with sweaters and clunky boots for months. I've been aching for sun and warmth just as much, if not more so, as the rest of the country. But this does not mean that we're ready to whip out the shorts and flip flops yet. Maybe I'm jumpy, nervy. I feel like if we whip out summer wear right now, the gods will smite us and hit us with another ridiculous blizzard. Let's not anger the weather gods people... for they have proven that they are vengeful. Especially this year.

On a totally unrelated note... has anyone seen the commercial for Uncle Majic, the hip hop magician? I am beyond tempted to hire him for my next major event.

www.hiphopmagician.com

How campy. I don't want to put the cart before the horse... I mean I'm not engaged... yet (glares in Jim's direction) But I'm thinking he would be great at a wedding. Who wouldn't love a hip hop magician.

Alright kids, it's too gorgeous out to spend too much time on the comp. I'm gonna go outside and not wear shorts.

Sincerely,

A pasty white girl

Mama's got a brand new blog...

Okay, so the snow has melted, the two historically crappiest months of the year, January and February, have come and gone and I'm ready to come out of hiding. I feel like I've pretty much been hibernating since the end of 2011 and, like the family of bears I watched on the BBC series Earth's Great Mysteries, I'm ready to come out of my cave and make my way down a large hill with three cubs, hoping we survive the wild as we try to find a water source full of fish. Okay, so maybe not EXACTLY like the series, but you get the idea.

I want to start blogging again. I figure why the hell not. If that chick Rebecca Black can become an overnight household name, albeit a household name followed by laughter and shock, I can re-inject myself into the mainstream through the blogosphere. My goal... to entertain whomever shall pass through this place with the musings of the amusing and bemusing Gimp. For those who aren't privvy, Gimp has kind of become my alter ego in a way. If you don't know the Gimp live and in person, I hope one day you will... for you will love it. And yes, I meant to write IT.

My hope... is that once a day, I will take the time out of my busy TV viewing schedule to write a little something ... the topic.... every day will bring something new. If you know me well, you know stupid and crazy crap happens to me fairly regularly and I like to share that crap with you. The word crap just made me think of those BBC bears again. I find that, like the cardinal improv rule, if you say yes to experiencing some wacky situation, it opens itself up to you and you always have a good story. Dear reader(s)... I hope to share that insanity with you. Whatever the case may be, my ultimate goal is to make you laugh once a day. Tall order. Or let you know about something you may have not known of... i.e. Did you know about the SciFi series "An Idiot Abroad?" If you do, holla. If you don't, you should. Check it.

Alright kids. That's all for today... just a welcome to all who want to read. Here's hoping it's more than just my mother. If you likey, joiny. Come play with me.

Hugs and kisses,

The Proprietor.